Saturday, February 3, 2007

Yuckety yuck yuck!

Home Education for today?

How the household sewage drainage system works.

Experiment Instructions:

  • Enquire as to what daddy and grandad are doing lifting up the drain cover in the garden.
  • Get devilish looks of delight on faces.
  • Take it in turns to run up to the loo and do a "number 2".
  • Flush toilet.
  • Run rapidly downstairs and out to the garden as quickly as physically possible.
  • Wait for said "number 2" to appear in hole.
  • Squeal over-enthusiastically when your "waste product" appears. Cheers and hurray cries are obviously acceptable.
  • Repeat until you can repeat no more.

URGH!!!

Anyone want my children? They really are delightful *rolls eyes*.

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